all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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