I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
The adults are the big ones right?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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