Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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