yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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