Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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