I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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