Sponge bath it is.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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