and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
