I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
sarcasm needs its own font
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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