I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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