I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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