So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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