let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
His nipple licking is glorious
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