Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My cat gives me a boner
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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