Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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