The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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