her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
