Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
