Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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