No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Randomize
