He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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