If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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