There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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