My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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