If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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