Is it because I queefed?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Randomize
