doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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