i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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