I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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