In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
