I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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