i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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