I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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