Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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