yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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