she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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