i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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