from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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