i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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