return my video game
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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