We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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