Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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