It's Friday. Sex?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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