Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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