Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I can't turn off my feet"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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