Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
