and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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