Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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