Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I wear drunk well.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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