I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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